Now that little dude is 3 months old (yes, it’s true, and no, I don’t want to talk about it), I figured it was time to go ahead and schedule another Stitch Fix.
Well that, and the fact that I asked for Stitch Fix credits for Christmas, so I had some money to burn.
Hooray, free monies!
So of course, that means another Stitch Fix review. A quick reminder for anyone who doesn’t know, Stitch Fix is an online service where you set up a profile, pay $20 and have a personal stylist send you five curated items they think will suit your needs/wants. Once they arrive, you get three days to try things on, mix-and-match with items from your own closet, and decide what you want to keep. If you keep anything, your $20 up front goes toward your final total; if you keep everything, you get a 25% discount on the entire box. It’s super easy and, if you’re like me and hate to shop, easy is what you need when you need new clothes. Plus, referral links (like the ones in this post) get you $25 credit for each time someone orders a fix.
For my first fix post-baby, I knew I wanted to aim for a new pair of jeans (like always) and a couple tops I could wear to work that would be forgiving in the midsection.
Because, you know, I just spent the previous year being stretched out and rearranged from the inside and, believe it or not, everything didn’t immediately settle right back into place.
Thanks, tiny human.
So I filled out my request asking for jeans and forgiving tops and waited impatiently for it to arrive.
(Forgive me, but I threw out the info on these before I wrote up this post, so I’m working from memory. Which of course is flawed, because baby brain.)
First off, the two tops they sent were fantastic.
PaperMoon Iglesia Pleated Blouse
PaperMoon Bret Raglan Top
They were fitted enough to have some shape, but flowy through the middle which is what I asked for.
Cost: $48 each. Verdict: Kept.
Next up, the jeans. Pretty awesome.
Mavi Freida Skinny Jean
These jeans are a mid-rise, so they help hold in the gut a little while not being so high-waisted that they remind me of my maternity jeans.
Oh, maternity jeans. I have a love/hate relationship with maternity jeans. But that’s neither here nor there.
Cost: $98. Verdict: Kept.
These dress pants, while super flattering, were just not something I needed.
Umm… Oops. I totally forget the name of these. Ultimately I wish I could have kept them – they were high waisted and smoothing without being too tight – but at $98 for a pair of pants I had no real need for, I couldn’t justify the price. More on that in a minute.
Cost: $98. Verdict: Sent back.
OK. Now the dress.
Come on, Stitch Fix. This dress again?
They sent me this wrap dress again in a different pattern. Or maybe it’s not the exact same dress, but guess what? Still not flattering.
Wrap dresses are supposed to be almost universally flattering, but there’s something about the fact that this is a faux wrap, meaning there’s actually an elastic waist in there, that makes this dress hit in all the wrong places.
Kind of like it did last year. Because I’m the same person.
(True story – I was actually a few weeks pregnant when I got the blue one but hadn’t told anyone yet. Early pregnancy bloat = remarkably similar to post-pregnancy pooch. Good stuff.)
So yeah. Shocker, Stitch Fix, I still don’t want to spend money on a dress that makes me look wider, shorter and squishier than I am.
Cost: $68. Verdict: Sent back. Sent back so hard.
Probably the thing that annoyed me the most about getting this dress again – aside from feeling like I was being shorted an item – was that had I received those dress pants with any other fix, I probably would have kept them. As it was, I lost the $90 5-item discount because I just would not keep that dress.
Yep. I essentially would have PAID $30 to send back that dress had I kept the pants.
So the pants went back, along with the dress, even though they were pretty flattering and probably could have found a place in my wardrobe.
Le sigh. So close. Maybe next time will be the one where I keep all five items, Stitch Fix.
Assuming you stop sending me this dress, of course.